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Questions from that bloody mirror woman:
Who and where and what did you teach for yr first lesson at Jane?
E: I taught six students here
Six women?
E: six grandmothers!
[Her: falls off chair into hysterics for next ten mins!]
K: Shut up, What is that?!
E: It’s like a little jellyfish eating it’s own packed lunch of it
What's your opinion on the social democracy of the mullet?
E: Ooooofffff, yr not pulling any punches! Fuck! I thought this was a fluff piece! — but, funny you should bring it up as the Mullet could be the hidden key to the social disharmony that capitalism has sown amongst the disenfranchised masses.
E: Perhaps the seminal salvo of shots fired in the interminable IDPOL wars that are currently atomizing the proletariat into a rabble of Instagram addicted ego units preening into the abyss of their smartphones, the mullet has been stolen, remixed, resold, rebranded and rehashed until any residual meaning or solace that it may have afforded the great unhosed has been utterly obliterated. Truly, it’s a sad time when the creeping tendrils of alienation can be found erupting from ones own scalp.
We understand your grandfather had some involvement with Keith Murray and Slash?
K: It’s a period in his family history he don’t like to talk about. Next question please — where is our agent? Sorry to interject.
On the RZA album Bobby Digital Meth opined that his sandwich wasn’t a sandwich without miracle whip. What is your sandwich not a sandwich without?
K: Im a jamwich kind of girl. My veganism prevents hamwiches getting in the mix - so i don’t fuck with porky beats like those guys. That was a great question, I’m creasing up like a receipt.
Good! Sepulchral or crepuscular and why?
K: I like to see myself as socially obstreporous, but really I’m leaning more towards the sepulchural with slugs for eyebrows.
Could u share with us your personal definition of the term “business result”?
K: Targets. Make them, make your aim, and hit 'em. It’s a personal deal, you know? You shoot. You score. Bingo - results. I challenge my staff and stretch them to their limits, whilst rewarding them for the little things. David Miscavige is a huge inspiration of mine in the workplace. A tight ship is a floating ship, and results come to me like waves to water. Results ar my middle name. Business results, right on! My team love me, that’s my secret. Radical.
Should people be entitled to think for themselves and question authority?
E: Authority exists for a reason and it’s reason is to crush tiresome cretins who constantly piss questions from their gob as if the answers are going to help or change a single molecule of their cheap and doomed existence.
K: I hadn't really thought about it.
In a social situation populated by famous strangers which of the above lines would you choose as an opening gambit to interact with whom and for why?
K: could you expand on this please?
See above image
E: Brutal!
What is thought and how does one achieve it for oneself?
K: This is getting too personal for my taste.
What is freedom without authority?
K + E in ecstatic unison: Nothing [maniacal laughter ensues]
Which comes first, the authority to know or the authority to do? Furthermore is authority received from within or without?
K: I’m not in a place to question authority, but it’s definitely from a place within. As Leary once said 'divinity resides within' and divinity akin to authority shouldn’t be subjected to Socratic questioning by mortals such as I.
Would you be interested in a free naval reading?
K: I know a guy.
E: Always! Is lint included? K: Mine’s a perfect 6 pointed star from the clip used on it the day of my birth. I’m lint-free, John said it explains a lot. Later this evening I was struck at just how big a shift has taken place since the Goddess worshipping cultures were demolished by Semitic rooted religions. E: Should I send a photo or does it need to be in the actuality? It can be in the etheric - Strictly no photos. K: 6 fold naval. But what does it mean? No two bodies are shaped exactly the same. Only God is granted the honour of personification. E: I may have a date in court on Friday morning but other than that all free! It kind of depends union stuff solidary members depend other do solidarity on union members be should. Even if there is I can still do something, just what time will become an issue. But first, context: 1) there is a happy ghost 2) there are two sad flowers in the bed 3) there are some strawberries in the bath 4) there are two zombies in the park 5) there are some cockroaches in the sandwich 6) there’s an angry pineapple in the car K: White chocolate kit kat sake. E: Control of the preservation of interplanetary natural resources has been given over to ecological AIs called the Governors, who enforce carbon neutrality with strict population controls and energy consumption regulations, and even calculated genocide called "assessment". The parliament of the fascistic Old Earth Colonial Coalition, ruthless in its own support of the AIs, serves as a buffer to prevent unnecessary disruption to humanity. Enlightening. 頑張れ❣️Thank you both for your time today. I know you're busy people and have other places to shoot the shit and cars to crash. I think you're well on your way to becoming the world's first pataphysical corporate comedy noise performance provider. E: とても嬉しいです！ ありがとうKちゃん！ K: Josephine's our biggest fan. [bows and turns to exit]
