ABOUT US
Ergot Woodcrumb is a bio synthesized sample of AI expectorate. In it’s spare time it likes to try to remember to forget where it has put things.
It first made it’s presence known to the world in it’s primary phase with the construction of a Rick Astley avatar from styrofoam cups, string, felt tips and lipstick.
Since Woodcrumb’s introduction of vomit porn to Dron’s imaginarium, her fascination spiralled into a perverse instinct to induce all those within her visual radius with overbearing nausea.
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In the light of this background, quandaries that to the secular reader might seem bitter had for DMP, initiates of the perrenial wisdom, another sense altogether, that of unity and harmony. This view of death is altogether in keeping with their view of the discarnate soul, long studied, and recorded in the DMP corporate vision.
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For more, skim read our interview with Mirror Woman here.
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'An aged man is but a paltry thing, -
A tattered coat upon a stick, unless -
Soul clap its hands and sing and louder sing -
For every tatter in its mortal dress'
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(YEATS)
AND SO IT IS!!!!!!!!!
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